February 2012
“He [Rick Santorum] is a staunch opponent of abortion, even in the case of rape....”
– John Oliver on Rick Santorum, The Bugle 183 (via bonapartay)
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codons:
It was all because of your no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealing-great-great-grandfather.
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So I’m seeing all these movies with archery lately—the trailer for Brave and now Troy’s on—and it’s really making me think that it’s all I sign I should use my 25$ Amazon give card to buy a beginner Archery set…
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Watching Troy with my boyfriend.
Boyfriend: Does this movie have..uh...
Me: Slash?
Boyfriend: What?
Me: What?
Boyfriend: Does this movie have Gods?
Me: Oh...uh, no.
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I nominate Ellen DeGeneres for President of the...
zombiesandghostsalltheway:
i-wanted-to-be-a-pirate:
For real…I think I would actually go vote then
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beautiful-hallucination:
emberphantomgac:
In response to that Zak confession about wanting to “lick his lolly pop” and all those who were apparently disgusted and creeped out by it, I just have to ask…why?
Like, I’m sorry but just because you don’t find someone sexually attractive doesn’t mean everyone else that does its a creep. Just, shut up. It doesn’t make you a better person, or fangirl,...
hello-beautiful:
now that i think about it
how the hell does phineas put his shirt on
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mankey23:
theres nothing like buying a new book when you have 8183920188281 other books to read
tilltheimagefadesaway:
emberphantomgac:
In response to that Zak confession about wanting to “lick his lolly pop” and all those who were apparently disgusted and creeped out by it, I just have to ask…why?
Like, I’m sorry but just because you don’t find someone sexually attractive doesn’t mean everyone else that does its a creep. Just, shut up. It doesn’t make you a better person, or fangirl,...
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When your group members are really stupid.
princeofprocrastination:
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In response to that Zak confession about wanting to “lick his lolly pop” and all those who were apparently disgusted and creeped out by it, I just have to ask…why?
Like, I’m sorry but just because you don’t find someone sexually attractive doesn’t mean everyone else that does its a creep. Just, shut up. It doesn’t make you a better person, or fangirl, or...
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tilltheimagefadesaway:
Derp Bagans
ballpm:
i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
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